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Offline  nbelite
 Post subject: Buljini problemi
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 1:29 pm 
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Gazda jezda

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Dobio Bulja hemeroide pa otisao doktoru u Dodixie na pregled. Kad se konacno vratio u Corp, svi ga prijatelji znatizeljno ispituju kako je bilo. ...
-Pa doktor mi je rekao da skinem gace, a zatim sam se morao nagnuti. Onda me lijevom rukom primio za rame, a desnom mi je ceprkao po guzici...

Ili ne... Desnom me je primio za rame..., a lijevom je... U stvari ne... S dvije ruke me primio za ramena... PAS MATER!


NBElite - the one and only .......... necu imati s kime ostati mlad,ako svi ostarite
VIVA LA PIVA ................. IN VINO VERITAS
ylno dna eno eht - etilEBN .......... ali i nije sve tako sivo, kad imas s nekim otic na PIVO

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Offline  nbelite
 Post subject: Evo jos jedan da se i bulja smije
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 1:30 pm 
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Kralj džungle sakupi sve životinje i reče "svi mi morate donijeti po komad mesa
ili će te dobiti mojim pimpekom po glavi!"
Nakon nekog vremena dodje zec i veli:" žao mi je lave ali ja sam zec i neznam loviti.
Ali sam ti zato donio mrkve."
Lav počne tući zeca pimpekom po glavi, a ovaj se smije i plače naizmjenično.
"Zašto plačes?" pita ga lav.
"Pa zato što boli", reče zec.
"A zašto se smijes onda?"
"Iza mene dolazi jež s`vrganjima!"


NBElite - the one and only .......... necu imati s kime ostati mlad,ako svi ostarite
VIVA LA PIVA ................. IN VINO VERITAS
ylno dna eno eht - etilEBN .......... ali i nije sve tako sivo, kad imas s nekim otic na PIVO

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 Post subject: Re: Buljini problemi
PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2010 3:19 pm 
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ahahahahhaha SMRADE!!!
evo jedan koji me asocira na druga tonija, bivšeg člana našeg vrlog corpa;
kako se zove šiptar u svemiru?- SPACE SHIP! :lol:


KOME JE SUDJENO DA BUDE JEBEN- NJEMU GAĆE SAME PADAJU

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 Post subject: Re: Buljini problemi
PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2010 12:32 pm 
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evo jedan stari klasicni.

Kucaju babi na selu u 3 ujutro partizani na vrata.
"tkooo je? kaze baba"
Otvori bako vrata ovdje narodno oslobodilacka vojska...

A baba ce na to:
"uF SVA SRECA-JA MISLILA OPET ONI PROKLETI PARTIZANI"


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 Post subject: Re: Buljini problemi
PostPosted: Sat May 29, 2010 5:25 pm 
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heheheh :lol:
a ovaj;

zvoni neko babi na vrata, i baba nemoćnim glasom veli; "kooo jeeee?"
čuje se glas ispred vrata; "raznosač pica!!"
a baba će; "UĐI, UĐI- RAZNESI I MOJU!"

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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