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 Post subject: malo pošalica
PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:05 pm 
Hantravac

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Mujo popravljao crijep na kući i kako je bilo malo mokro, okliznu se i poče klizati niz krov.
Uhvati se za oluk, i dok visi, viče: "Fatoooo, nemoj stavljat' meso u supu, ja ću ručati u bolnici"


Leži Mujo na plaži, izvalio se..kad pored njega prođe prezgodna Slovenka, u tanga kostimu.
Mujo primijeti da dotična ima istetovirana dva srca na guzi, kad će Mujo: "Eh, da imaš još jedno, bila bi k'o Radenska"
Slovenka: "Bi li me onda popio?"
Mujo: "Ne bi, al' bi te začepio, da ne izlapiš"


Stoji zenska u autu na semaforu i kraj nje staje Mujo sa svojim autom.
Gledaju se oni meðusobno, pa Mujo pocne spuštati prozor.
Riba, sva srecna, pocne i ona spuštati prozor misleci da ce joj Mujo nešto reci a Mujo ce:
Šta je, i ti si prdnula?


For a long time, I went to bed early.


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 Post subject: Re: malo pošalica
PostPosted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:38 pm 
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:lol:


NBElite - the one and only .......... necu imati s kime ostati mlad,ako svi ostarite
VIVA LA PIVA ................. IN VINO VERITAS
ylno dna eno eht - etilEBN .......... ali i nije sve tako sivo, kad imas s nekim otic na PIVO


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 1:03 pm 
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Prigodni

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:01 pm 
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hahahah ..fakat prigodni :)))


NBElite - the one and only .......... necu imati s kime ostati mlad,ako svi ostarite
VIVA LA PIVA ................. IN VINO VERITAS
ylno dna eno eht - etilEBN .......... ali i nije sve tako sivo, kad imas s nekim otic na PIVO


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:26 am 
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Razgovaraju dva Splićanina...


IZVORNO PRIJEVOD

========== ==========

-Oooo (oduševljenje kad ga je vidija)

-Eeee (javlja se i on njemu)

-I? (pita ga kako je)

-Aaa (kao, nije nešto)

-Uuu (ovaj će zabrinuto)

-AE (a, što ćeš, tako mora biti)


"Saying that Java is good because it works on all platforms is like saying anal sex is good because it works on all genders."
--Anonymous


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:21 pm 
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Kuca Mujo vidovnjakinji na vrata.
Vidovnjakinja: Tko je?
Mujo: E jebem te vidovitu ...


NBElite - the one and only .......... necu imati s kime ostati mlad,ako svi ostarite
VIVA LA PIVA ................. IN VINO VERITAS
ylno dna eno eht - etilEBN .......... ali i nije sve tako sivo, kad imas s nekim otic na PIVO


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 6:15 pm 
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nu baje...;)


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:28 pm 
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bas bi ga volio viditi kako pliva


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:40 am 
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Dok je obavljao patrolu ugleda policajac očito pijanog mladića kako se klati nasred ulice s ključem u ruci te ga upita:
'Zašto držite kljuc u ruci?'
'Ma, gadovi jedni... ukrali su mi auto... bio je tu... tu, navrh ključa...'
'Pa dobro gospodine, ali jeste li svjesni da vam iz hlača viri penis?'
'Molim... Ne mogu vjerovati... Gadovi su mi i curu uzeli...'


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 6:32 pm 
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GRDriver wrote:
Dok je obavljao patrolu ugleda policajac očito pijanog mladića kako se klati nasred ulice s ključem u ruci te ga upita:
'Zašto držite kljuc u ruci?'
'Ma, gadovi jedni... ukrali su mi auto... bio je tu... tu, navrh ključa...'
'Pa dobro gospodine, ali jeste li svjesni da vam iz hlača viri penis?'
'Molim... Ne mogu vjerovati... Gadovi su mi i curu uzeli...'



hahaha ovaj je ko bulja :)))


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VIVA LA PIVA ................. IN VINO VERITAS
ylno dna eno eht - etilEBN .......... ali i nije sve tako sivo, kad imas s nekim otic na PIVO


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