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 Post subject: Male tajne velikih majstora
PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 8:03 pm 
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Gazda jezda

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Prilikom igranja EVE Online dolazite do puno situacija da vam prsti polete prema otvorima u nosu. Tada dolazi do izrazaja vasa majnerska cud, te usrdno, zdusno u hvalevrijedno uporno kopate trazeci minerale, rudace i ine vrijedne stvari. Kako se po nalazima te stvari razlikuju, mozemo ih svrstati u krute i tekuce.

Krute:

Iskopavaju se vrlo lako i obicno nakon toga stvari oko nas dobivaju novu dimenziju, dimenziju mirisnu (ili smradnu) te se plutja lakse pune zrakom.

Koristenje:

Obicno obrisemo maramicom sa prsta, zalijepimo za stol/stolac, ili napravimo kuglicu teje kao pikulu uputimo u nekom smjeru oko tipkovnice (ne daj boze da padne izmedju tipaka)

Tekuce:

Iskopavaju se teze. Lijepe se po prstima i mogu imati podugacke repove. Repovi se obicno rastezu na dugacko te znaju, nakon pucanja, zavrsiti na licu, ustima i drugim dijelovima ruku i lica.

Koristenje:

Obicno ih vrlo brzo brisemo maramicom, majicom, hlacama i lijepimo ih po krevetima, stolicama, stolovima... dalje je na vasoj inspiraciji. Kuglice se od takvih pronalazaka daju raditi, ali treba puno vise strpljenja.

Tajna: Prilikom pravljenja kuglice, potrebito je isusiti dio pronalaska, te ga cvrsto stisnuti medju prstima, a nastavak radnje je isti kao kod krutih pronalazaka, ali sa puno vise repeticija.

Nadam se da sam ovim tekstom dopunio vase riznice znanja. Trivijalno ili ne.... vjerujem da ima puno korisnika...

ovisnika....


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:21 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:37 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 7:13 pm 
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zao mi je sto niste nasli ovu temu svrsishodnom :(


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ylno dna eno eht - etilEBN .......... ali i nije sve tako sivo, kad imas s nekim otic na PIVO


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 10:39 pm 
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mislim da si ti to jednom lijepo napisao negdje: ured za rudarenje i gubljenje vremena :-)


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PostPosted: Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:07 am 
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ahaaa... u tome je znaci problem.... krivi forum :)


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VIVA LA PIVA ................. IN VINO VERITAS
ylno dna eno eht - etilEBN .......... ali i nije sve tako sivo, kad imas s nekim otic na PIVO


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pas mater to znaci da sam ja majner u dusi


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skrivas svoje pravo lice iza forsiranja misija


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pas mater to znaci da sam ja majner u dusi


kako si se izdao :) :)


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ylno dna eno eht - etilEBN .......... ali i nije sve tako sivo, kad imas s nekim otic na PIVO


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